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(eminem)Yo Yo
Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to east LA
(Eminem)
Is this a white Christmas hell no my man
Imp leaving blood in the snow and smacking
Fat man. You mean Santa that boys a bitch
He cot my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a kiss.
For real it’s no joke the guy don't play he tried to fuck way more
Then a one horse slay laughing all the way but he’s not laughing today
Well jingle mothering even the elves will pay.
Come Christmas Eve oh nick's a goner will be
Snackin on dear even blestin and downer
Not a question went not even a maybe
Have a drunk Mrs. Clues
Say they jingling baby
Give a new meaning to hoho shack that ass girl bumpin
Booty in the snow. So watch out Santa You jolly old troll we'll be
Stripin that slay and leave you the coal
Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride in a drop top shavola "hey"
Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to east LA
(Eminem)
You playin reindeer games hell yeah my friend
Grab Rudolph’s horns and see how far the bend
When he’s nose turns red he’s dick gets back out
My friend. Yeah sants clues wouldn't list me as nice
In fact he add me listed as nottie twice
Not cuz of the fights or the Christmas gifts hast
It's cuz of all the shit I left on he's wife
It's time for Old Nick to move very far before we roast he's
nuts on a big ass fire
Yes im that bad yes im that cruel
I mean your ass is huge loss
Weight for real dude. Cookies in mouth simply
Quit sick. I mean when's the last time u seen
Your dick. And im not one to bitch but every year
I get under wear, socks and shit
Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
(Eminem)"Check it out"
Oh what it is to ride in a drop top shavola "Hey"
(eminem)"Jingle thess bells baby"
Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to east LA
Funny, eh? Those are the lyrics to "Eminem's Jingle Bells"
Anyway I'm a lil pissed if I may say so. My pencil ran outta ink and I had a math quiz and then I needed a pencil and nobody had one...or said that so. I asked Carla cause I knew she has a stash lol. And she told me she didnt and then went and gave the kid behind her a fucking pencil!!! UGH! So then I had to wait 20 mins cause my teacher apparently didnt have one, so I had to go next door and ask my 9th grade teacher for a pencil.... that really pissed me off!!
Anyway I took some cool tests that I urge you all to take too!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Odd.. I expected to get atleast the 6th
errrrr...I'll pass on all of those....well maybe not the chocolate...
NOOOOOO! That's what I got when I put in Lauren Jill! *shivers*
BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! I used lauren jill! haha
YAY!!!!!!!!!!! I took it with my real name and got Ravenclaw, which would be my second choice... so I used my nickname and got my true house!
hahahahahahhahaha
look mel! we're half sisters! lmao!
My friend Taylor almost cired when she saw this *evil grin*
haha!
anywayz...
kinda true...haha
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[15 Dec 2003|10:28pm] |
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I couldn't really think of a title, and I'm watchin the football game so...yeah...lol
Anywayz what happened in the wonderful world of Lauren Jill today...
Ok so let's do a run down of school today, shall we? :
1st Period Health- Did this pointless activity, I spent most of the class chatting with Jamie
2nd Period Chem- Lindsay and I finished our project from friday and/as I chatted with Mike, Laura and Ang (well not whike we were workin...Ang was on the other side of the room :( )The Mike, Sean and I chatted about football till we got yelled at, and then we started to study those goddamn polyatomic ions....I hate chem
3rd Period Plant and Animal- We of course checked on the hamsters and my guy is just sooooo lil. Then we watched this very ...er.. interesting video about skin and this dude was obsessed with nude people and these elderly people helped babies (WACKO JACKO WOULD LOOOOOOVE THAT JOB! LMAO STEPH) Yeah me and Steph were like thinking that at the same time..lol
4th Period Math- Woo was my teacher in a pissy mood today! He like turned 5 shades of red and refused to help any of us and decided to give us a quiz tomorrow because he was being a complete ass hole...always fun... damn him lol.. I love his class when hes in a GOOD mood, which is usually always, but he was pissy today. Anyway me Carla, Erin and Jessie managed to entertain ourselves..Baudren lol Erin... my mind knows ALL! haha!
5th Period Lunch- Half my table had their lunch changed...damn M Ho...but I got 2 candy canes ..YAY! THEY LIED IT WASN'T SOUR!!! HAHA!
6th Period Math (again, it's a split lunch) yeah same stuff as the 1st half
7/8 Period European Studies- We basically chatted about Saddam for a while then we went over some French Revolution stuff which was actually kinda interesting because it really is a lot like our governments today, and I learned a lot about our polictial parties today.
9th Period English- My teacher weas back after only being in school for 1 day in 2 weeks. We basicaly did really random stuff; vocab, papers, signed up for our short story on some sheet...oh yeah, fun stuff. I love how she waits till 2:14 to pass everything out (class ends at 2:15 lol)
So anyway Steph and I went to the mall and were cracking ourselves up over the stupidest things (FREE LOTION LOL...OMG THE WORM THING!! HAHA!) and we found this really funny thing (I'll type it up when Steph reads to me what excatly it said) and we are SOO gonna send it into Jay Leno! Whoop Whoop! And Steph has no feeling because she drank her hot choclate too soon! lmao! I waited to drink my expresso or w/e the hell it was. OMG THE CAR RIDE HOME! haha it was such a piss, I was discussing Tom Felton half the time and teeth! lol! Oh yeah and I now love gollum! haha! I freaked out every time I saw a gollum toy! lmao!
ok well I'll shut up now, I'm sad cause they didn't have my cool green and white shoes in my size. ttyl
GOTTA WATCH THE EAGLES VS THE AUQATIC MAMMALS! haha
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Hey Santa |
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Well hello my lil elves -
chirstmas is a commin....
Yeah don't ask lol. So I'm hanging out in my room tonight, and actually I got a lot done. I wrote almost all of my christmas cards, chatted with a few celebs.. ( HEY JORIDE!!!! lol) and Tay (haha!) and I made up dances to a few xmas songs and did the One Step Closer dance a few times for the helluva it.
Me, Laresy and Michelle all went into a yahoo! chat room for a bit and has waaaayyy too much fun with the emoticons... lol *Yells 'hey kool aid' and smashes into a brick wall* is my personal favorite!!!
Tomorrow Xtina and I are planning on going shopping. I really need to stock up on sweatshirts because its freeeezing in my goddamn school; which SUCKS because nobody will ever see the 300 dollars worth of shirts (like 6 lol) that I bought from abercrombie!
*sighs*
Well anyway I also have to get loads of people presents. My family (and I AM SOOO NOT GOIN INTO HOT TOPIC FOR YOU TARA!!!! LOL) and my friends- Tay, Mel, Gab, Xtina, Jill, Pammy, Erica, Carla (I think), Steph and Frank (who I am buying pants for b/c the freak wears shorts wayy to often! lol)
Anyway a big shout out and thank you to peem who offered to help me make this pretty lol and thanks to meep for tryin to help lol.
I think I'll go watch the Santa Clause 2 till SNL comes on
Oh! I almost forgot! I forgot 2 do the Friday 5 yesterday so here they are a lil late (and Holiday themed):
What holiday do you celebrate?
Chrismukkah (lol to all of you OC fans) But I really do celebrate Christmas and Channukah (sp??)
What's your favorite Christmas movie?
A Christmas Story!!! It's actually my favorite movie in general...
What about your favorite Christmas song?
"Hey Santa"
What is the best Christmas gift you ever received?
Drum Set... ooo how the neighbors hated it!! *smirks*
You say your a Slytherin, but you get presents.. shouldn't Santa not be nice to you?
OMG! I ACTUALLY DID GET A LIL BIT OF COAL ONCE!!!!!!! lol, it wasn't very nice
Ok well if you have any ideas for the firday 5 leave 'em in a message or email me. I usually come up with the through out the week (I used to do this on my blog and my blurty)
Ok time to go watch the Santa Clause 2 (I WUB ARMY SANTA!!!!!!! NAUGHTY KIDS GET COAL!!! lol Xtina and Jill!)
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Ugh my LJ is still ugly as hell but it's a lil better so w/e
Let's see what is happenin in the day of Lauren today.. not too much. Math tutor at 1 or 2..somethin like that, then I get the house to myself at 4! Yippey!
I'll write more later
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[12 Dec 2003|10:44pm] |
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