Something wicked this way comes!

Mems, Quizzes and Chat

Sat, 20 Dec 2003 14:32:53 GMT

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:	the United States of America, but the house-to-house fighting is much bloodier than anticipated (even the old grannies have a .44 for self-defense).
Your title will be:	Emperor/Emperess
You will succeed by:	Terrorism (the Penguins pack a whollop!).
Your Enforcers will be:	Flesh Eating Bacteria (also known as Cheerios).
Your first act as ruler:	Force Time Magazine to name you Person of the Century... no, the Millenium!

Created with quill18's MemeGen!

Haha... nice!

Your future occupation by meteoric
Your name
Your future occupation	Web designer
Yearly income	$697,627
Hours per week you work	7
Education	High school graduate

Created with quill18's MemeGen!

coolness

What is Your Destiny? by Valcion
Name
Color
Birthday
Destiny	Enslaver of all humanity
Date when you fufill your destiny	January 15, 2018

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NIICCCCCEEEE

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
Username
You will die by:	Mysterious unsolved murder. The killer was never found and neither was your body. Your casket is empty and you family mourns till this day in hopes that you are still alive or died a swift death.
Death Date:	June 14, 2060
Number attending your funeral?	48
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$2,173,366

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eh??

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
Username
You will die by:	You body was found mangled in a brutal death from an insane lover or jealous significate other.The murderer was sentenced to death row but the chair or gas was too good for them. They sowed you up in a bag and tossed you in your casket, It's a closed case unless your friends and family want to be sick.
Death Date:	February 8, 2069
Number attending your funeral?	121
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$2,977,284

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I supose that's a lil better lol

Now it's time for... QUIZZES

Cool! Draco!

Haha cool

THE PIMP STICK!!!!! LOL POOBAH!

Well who didn't know that?

Anyway if you're a member of the Jillian Wheeler Street Team, she will be chatting today from 12:30-1:30 EST, so be sure to check it out.

Ahh, Lyrics and fun stuff

Fri, 19 Dec 2003 20:04:50 GMT

(eminem)Yo Yo

Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to east LA

(Eminem)
Is this a white Christmas hell no my man
Imp leaving blood in the snow and smacking
Fat man. You mean Santa that boys a bitch
He cot my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a kiss.
For real it’s no joke the guy don't play he tried to fuck way more
Then a one horse slay laughing all the way but he’s not laughing today
Well jingle mothering even the elves will pay.
Come Christmas Eve oh nick's a goner will be
Snackin on dear even blestin and downer
Not a question went not even a maybe
Have a drunk Mrs. Clues
Say they jingling baby
Give a new meaning to hoho shack that ass girl bumpin
Booty in the snow. So watch out Santa You jolly old troll we'll be
Stripin that slay and leave you the coal

Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride in a drop top shavola "hey"

Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to east LA

(Eminem)
You playin reindeer games hell yeah my friend
Grab Rudolph’s horns and see how far the bend
When he’s nose turns red he’s dick gets back out
My friend. Yeah sants clues wouldn't list me as nice
In fact he add me listed as nottie twice
Not cuz of the fights or the Christmas gifts hast
It's cuz of all the shit I left on he's wife
It's time for Old Nick to move very far before we roast he's
nuts on a big ass fire
Yes im that bad yes im that cruel
I mean your ass is huge loss
Weight for real dude. Cookies in mouth simply
Quit sick. I mean when's the last time u seen
Your dick. And im not one to bitch but every year
I get under wear, socks and shit

Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
(Eminem)"Check it out"
Oh what it is to ride in a drop top shavola "Hey"
(eminem)"Jingle thess bells baby"

Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to east LA

Funny, eh? Those are the lyrics to "Eminem's Jingle Bells"

Anyway I'm a lil pissed if I may say so. My pencil ran outta ink and I had a math quiz and then I needed a pencil and nobody had one...or said that so. I asked Carla cause I knew she has a stash lol. And she told me she didnt and then went and gave the kid behind her a fucking pencil!!! UGH! So then I had to wait 20 mins cause my teacher apparently didnt have one, so I had to go next door and ask my 9th grade teacher for a pencil.... that really pissed me off!!

Anyway I took some cool tests that I urge you all to take too!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Low
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Extreme

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Odd.. I expected to get atleast the 6th

What will you get in your stocking this Christmas? by spiritluv
Username
Sticking out the top:	A Wooden Paddle
Somewhere in the middle:	Chocolate!
Resting in the heel:	A Book of "101 Positions"
Shoved into the toe:	Vibrator

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errrrr...I'll pass on all of those....well maybe not the chocolate...

What Is Your HP Threesome? by elschan
Name
You Will Shag	Harry Potter and Ron Weasley

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NOOOOOO! That's what I got when I put in Lauren Jill! *shivers*

What Is Your HP Threesome? by elschan
Name
You Will Shag	Sirius Black and Severus Snape

Created with quill18's MemeGen!

BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! I used lauren jill! haha

Your Years at Hogwarts by nevermindless
Name:
The Sorting Hat places you in:	Slytherin (Green and Silver)
Subject you are naturally best at:	Defense Against the Dark Arts
Your favorite book:	Notable Wizarding Events of the 20th Century
Pet you bring to school:	White Longhair cat
You are most known for:	Your pranks and tricks.

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YAY!!!!!!!!!!! I took it with my real name and got Ravenclaw, which would be my second choice... so I used my nickname and got my true house!

Who are your Celebrity Parents? by opp_girl_4_tp
Your Name
Your Mom	Britney Spears
Your Dad	Maury Povich

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hahahahahahhahaha

Who are your Celebrity Parents? by opp_girl_4_tp
Your Name
Your Mom	Calista Flockheart
Your Dad	Nick Carter

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look mel! we're half sisters! lmao!

My friend Taylor almost cired when she saw this *evil grin*

Who are your Celebrity Parents? by opp_girl_4_tp
Your Name
Your Mom	Hilary Clinton
Your Dad	Osama BinLaden

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haha!

anywayz...

What do people really think about you? by Raven319
Name
Age
favorite song
Parents think	You're too sensitive
Strangers think	You're smart
Friends think	You talk too much

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kinda true...haha

Eagles vs. Dolphins

Tue, 16 Dec 2003 03:41:43 GMT

I couldn't really think of a title, and I'm watchin the football game so...yeah...lol

Anywayz what happened in the wonderful world of Lauren Jill today...

Ok so let's do a run down of school today, shall we? :

1st Period Health- Did this pointless activity, I spent most of the class chatting with Jamie
2nd Period Chem- Lindsay and I finished our project from friday and/as I chatted with Mike, Laura and Ang (well not whike we were workin...Ang was on the other side of the room :( )The Mike, Sean and I chatted about football till we got yelled at, and then we started to study those goddamn polyatomic ions....I hate chem
3rd Period Plant and Animal- We of course checked on the hamsters and my guy is just sooooo lil. Then we watched this very ...er.. interesting video about skin and this dude was obsessed with nude people and these elderly people helped babies (WACKO JACKO WOULD LOOOOOOVE THAT JOB! LMAO STEPH) Yeah me and Steph were like thinking that at the same time..lol
4th Period Math- Woo was my teacher in a pissy mood today! He like turned 5 shades of red and refused to help any of us and decided to give us a quiz tomorrow because he was being a complete ass hole...always fun... damn him lol.. I love his class when hes in a GOOD mood, which is usually always, but he was pissy today. Anyway me Carla, Erin and Jessie managed to entertain ourselves..Baudren lol Erin... my mind knows ALL! haha!
5th Period Lunch- Half my table had their lunch changed...damn M Ho...but I got 2 candy canes ..YAY! THEY LIED IT WASN'T SOUR!!! HAHA!
6th Period Math (again, it's a split lunch) yeah same stuff as the 1st half
7/8 Period European Studies- We basically chatted about Saddam for a while then we went over some French Revolution stuff which was actually kinda interesting because it really is a lot like our governments today, and I learned a lot about our polictial parties today.
9th Period English- My teacher weas back after only being in school for 1 day in 2 weeks. We basicaly did really random stuff; vocab, papers, signed up for our short story on some sheet...oh yeah, fun stuff. I love how she waits till 2:14 to pass everything out (class ends at 2:15 lol)

So anyway Steph and I went to the mall and were cracking ourselves up over the stupidest things (FREE LOTION LOL...OMG THE WORM THING!! HAHA!) and we found this really funny thing (I'll type it up when Steph reads to me what excatly it said) and we are SOO gonna send it into Jay Leno! Whoop Whoop! And Steph has no feeling because she drank her hot choclate too soon! lmao! I waited to drink my expresso or w/e the hell it was. OMG THE CAR RIDE HOME! haha it was such a piss, I was discussing Tom Felton half the time and teeth! lol! Oh yeah and I now love gollum! haha! I freaked out every time I saw a gollum toy! lmao!

ok well I'll shut up now, I'm sad cause they didn't have my cool green and white shoes in my size. ttyl

GOTTA WATCH THE EAGLES VS THE AUQATIC MAMMALS! haha

Hyper

Sun, 14 Dec 2003 02:53:54 GMT

Well hello my lil elves -

chirstmas is a commin....

Yeah don't ask lol. So I'm hanging out in my room tonight, and actually I got a lot done. I wrote almost all of my christmas cards, chatted with a few celebs.. ( HEY JORIDE!!!! lol) and Tay (haha!) and I made up dances to a few xmas songs and did the One Step Closer dance a few times for the helluva it.

Me, Laresy and Michelle all went into a yahoo! chat room for a bit and has waaaayyy too much fun with the emoticons... lol *Yells 'hey kool aid' and smashes into a brick wall* is my personal favorite!!!

Tomorrow Xtina and I are planning on going shopping. I really need to stock up on sweatshirts because its freeeezing in my goddamn school; which SUCKS because nobody will ever see the 300 dollars worth of shirts (like 6 lol) that I bought from abercrombie!

*sighs*

Well anyway I also have to get loads of people presents. My family (and I AM SOOO NOT GOIN INTO HOT TOPIC FOR YOU TARA!!!! LOL) and my friends- Tay, Mel, Gab, Xtina, Jill, Pammy, Erica, Carla (I think), Steph and Frank (who I am buying pants for b/c the freak wears shorts wayy to often! lol)

Anyway a big shout out and thank you to peem who offered to help me make this pretty lol and thanks to meep for tryin to help lol.

I think I'll go watch the Santa Clause 2 till SNL comes on

Oh! I almost forgot! I forgot 2 do the Friday 5 yesterday so here they are a lil late (and Holiday themed):

What holiday do you celebrate?
Chrismukkah (lol to all of you OC fans) But I really do celebrate Christmas and Channukah (sp??)

What's your favorite Christmas movie?
A Christmas Story!!! It's actually my favorite movie in general...

What about your favorite Christmas song?
"Hey Santa"

What is the best Christmas gift you ever received?
Drum Set... ooo how the neighbors hated it!! *smirks*

You say your a Slytherin, but you get presents.. shouldn't Santa not be nice to you?
OMG! I ACTUALLY DID GET A LIL BIT OF COAL ONCE!!!!!!! lol, it wasn't very nice

Ok well if you have any ideas for the firday 5 leave 'em in a message or email me. I usually come up with the through out the week (I used to do this on my blog and my blurty)

Ok time to go watch the Santa Clause 2 (I WUB ARMY SANTA!!!!!!! NAUGHTY KIDS GET COAL!!! lol Xtina and Jill!)

A lil better

Sat, 13 Dec 2003 15:00:34 GMT

Ugh my LJ is still ugly as hell but it's a lil better so w/e

Let's see what is happenin in the day of Lauren today.. not too much. Math tutor at 1 or 2..somethin like that, then I get the house to myself at 4! Yippey!

I'll write more later

Sucks

Sat, 13 Dec 2003 03:42:59 GMT

Ugh I want my LJ to be pretty